File under “Toys-That-Would-Never-Be-Made-Today-Under-Any-Circumstances”: Milky, the Marvelous Milking Cow, by Kenner.
The folks at Plaidstallions.com are great at digging up this sort of vintage stuff. The days when a toy that excreted some kind of ‘play milk’ that children would ingest (obviously) could possibly be green-lit by a major toy manufacturer are long behind us. And we are all the poorer for it.
If Milky gives you a chuckle, click the link above and check out Gobbles the Crazy Eating Goat that eats garbage. Yep, just cold eatin’ garbage. Cause he crazy.