Costume Contumely is very proud to introduce our newest regular feature:
Geek Advice !!
The first (maybe!) and best (definitely!) advice column especially for geeks!
Are you a geek, nerd, fanboy, dork, Trekker, or ComicBookGuy with a question about dating, ethics, parenting, fashion, or food? Or maybe you just need a definitive answer to the question: who would win in a fight between Aquaman and the Sub-Mariner?
For any quandary under the sun (be it yellow, red, or binary), our resident expert can provide you sound, honest, quality advice that you can take to the bank.
Our expert is a geek himself so you can be assured his advice comes from an informed perspective. His knowledge of comics, sci-fi, fantasy, toys, gaming, movies, tv, and cartoons is deep, and his wisdom on life, love, and existential meaning is vast.
To submit your question, drop an email to: firstname.lastname@example.org Put ‘geek advice’ in the subject line.